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Joke of the Day
"Something came in the mail today... My taxes"
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"My girlfriend walked in on me putting on a condom. She said, ""What are you doing?"" I said, ""Wrapping your Christmas present!"""
"People that say ""money doesn't buy happiness"" obviously have never been divorced."
"""Nobody move!"" - 19th century photographer"
"She changed her mind .. Hope the new one works !! ~TF"
"I think my vibrator has Parkinson's."
"two guys walk into a bar. The 3rd one ducks"
"I may not be perfect but I am always me."
"What's the term for when the pool breaks during water birth? A midwife crisis."
"Did you hear about that guy who was asked to be a Jehovah's witness? - He refused becuase he hadn't seen the accident."