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Joke of the Day
"Something came in the mail today... My taxes"
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"Try saying ""I like cops"" without your lips touching"
"Go to a Mexican restaurant, get a table for two, tell them you're waiting for your date & then eat free chips & salsa for 7 years."
"What do you call a patella that sleeps around too much? Whore knee"
"""Oh, look at the moon!"" I've seen the moon. Thanks."
"Taking my wife to a wife swapping party tonight... Hoping to get a PS4 in return."
"Did you know that West Virginia's state sport is sex? It's a game the whole family can enjoy!"
"When is Iran not Iran? When it's a rock."
"I want to hire a Chipotle employee to tuck me in at night."
"My Mom is a great travel agent if you're looking to take a Guilt Trip down Memory Lane."