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Joke of the Day

"i made the mistake of watching a single zit popping video on youtube and now my recommendations screen is trying to make me barf"

"This morning I mixed redbull with coffee to help me wake up. I got about halfway to work before I realized I forgot my car."

"Did you know that Hitler invested in Minute Maid before he died? He heard they were 100% concentrated juice."

"How many Latvian to eat potato? soldier"

"It'd be pretty messed up if the cure for cancer was in those end-slices of bread."

"Polar Bear Q: How do you catch a polar bear? A: You make a hole in the ice and line it with peas. When the bear goes in to take a pea, you kick him in the ice hole."

"A photon walks into a hotel The desk clerk says, ""Welcome to our hotel. Can we help you with your luggage?"" The photon says, ""No thanks, I'm traveling light."""

"On CNN I just saw a headline that said ""Reddit Revolts"" My first thought was, ""Mr. CNN reporter. You don't know the internet very well do you. Reddit is revolting every day"""

"I think I can speak for everyone when I say that I am a ventriloquist."

"I have a Latvian Joke Man has potato, man trade potato for magic bean. Magic bean grow into tentacles, rape daughter."