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Joke of the Day

"I tried changing my Facebook profile to the tricolour French flag.... but I preferred the traditional All White French Flag"

"When you have the choice between cleaning the bath or doing some sport... which series do you watch ? :D"

"My sis just asked if sugar goes bad. Now I can't stop picturing it bullying the other spices and selling pot."

"Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar One says, ""I've lost an electron."" The other says, ""Are you sure?"" The first replies, ""Yes, I'm positive."""

"Why was the grandmother's license revoked? She had lost her fine motor skills."

"Ann Coulter has managed to stay so thin because the last solid meal she ate was Hansel and Gretel."

"I wanted to make a joke about a rapper I ended up making a Big Pun"

"They're going to start playing porn at the fuel pumps.... This is so you can watch someone else being fucked at the same time as you."

"What animal gets applauded? The mosquito."

"you down with ADD? yeah you know me"