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Joke of the Day

"What does a chicken call its backpack? A BokBok..."

"Why are Jews noses so big? Because air is free."

"I love it when people use a hashtag at the end of a tweet to explain the tweet. #usingtheliterarydeviceknownassarcasmhere"

"What's a ghosts favorite ride at the carnival? The roller ghosted."

"How near was the boy to his dad's tobacco stash before getting busted? Close... but no cigar."

"Big shoutout to whoever decided the ? and ! should be next to each other on an iPhone. That typo hasn't made me look insane 10,000 times."

"Me: I'm happy right now. Life: Lol one sec"

"Wanted to make a voldemort joke but this whole subreddit nose it"

"Why does keeping tropical fish in your home have a calming effect on the brain? Because of the indoor fins."

"My mum made an accidental physics joke today. Me: What did you do today? Mum: Well, the builders that moved the garage came over and I paid them for their work done."