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Joke of the Day

"I still have a lot of teen angst You wouldn't understand"

"Did you hear about the Texan who moved to Oklahoma and raised the IQ level of both states?"

"Don't regret past mistakes. All of your decisions, good and bad, led you to where you are today. Disregard this if you are in prison."

"Chuck Norris Found The Ark Of The Covenant... He Currently Uses It As A Coffee Table."

"Double standard - bear breaks into girl's house, bear gets shot. Girl breaks into bear's house, we write a children's story about it."

"two fish in a tank. one says to the other... **how do you drive this thing?**"

"Made-up joke from a 9-year old: ""Where are the king's armies?"" ""Up his sleevies."""

"Why is a hurricane called a hurricane? If it were predictable, it'd be called a himmicane"

"What is teen pop? Jared's favorite music genre."

"Shaving with a straight razor takes a lot of courage........ I used to shave my privates with one , but I don't have the balls to do that now."