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Joke of the Day

"I still have a lot of teen angst You wouldn't understand"

"When standing on top of a staircase, it becomes a universal mode of transport. Where it goes is up to you."

"Why does no-one use the rhinos ATM? Because he charges!"

"1. Secretly take a bunch of pictures of someone you see everyday but barely know 2. Friend request them on FB 3. Tag them in 238 photos"

"Breaking News....Explosion at Cheese Factory De-brie everywhere!"

"Why is Santa's sack so big? Because he only cums once a year"

"I like my women how I like my file systems. FAT and 32"

"TIFU by complimenting a co-worker's womanly hips. Get over it, Steve."

"How do you know if you are a necrophiliac? You get mourning wood"

"What's the difference between a fedora and a fedina? ""A fedina? What's a fedina?"" ""*a-Spaghetti and meatballs!*"" Try it out. Just try it. This holiday season."