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Joke of the Day
"two fish in a tank. one says to the other... **how do you drive this thing?**"
Next Joke
"How did the rednecks find their sister? Pretty good."
"Having sex with a pregnant woman is like putting gas in a car that you've already wrecked. That's why I pull into the self serve"
"Babies have little hands and odd sleep schedules which is why my gym for buff infants has miniature equipment and stays open 24hrs."
"Kinda messed up that marijuana is just a plant. Like, what other plants are drugs? *tries to smoke a carrot* Yea I guess I'm feelin it"
"People are obsessed with this storm but in ten years no one will talk about it anymore, which is why they named it after the movie Juno."
"Why does Sirius Black get all the girls? Because he's a real dawg."
"Interviewer: So why did you leave your last job? Me: Someone found out my birthday and decorated my cubicle with balloons."
"My wife doesn't mind me flirting with other women. She finds the rejection quite entertaining."
"I once had a llama."