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Joke of the Day
"two fish in a tank. one says to the other... **how do you drive this thing?**"
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"What do you call it when Oxygen and Nitrogen train at the gym together? Air conditioning"
"horsing around I asked my girlfriend if she wanted to go into the bedroom and horse around, she said nay. I guess she just wasn't in the mood."
"A song called ""Baby It's Not *THAT* Cold Outside"" where I'm just trying to get the lady to leave"
"As a child I wanted to be a personal trainer but I ended up as a politician. At least I still convince absolute idiots that change is being made."
"Why is it not safe to doze on trains? Because they run over sleepers."
"Wanna hear the best knock knock joke? Yes? Okay, but you gotta start off. * You: okay... knock knock. * Me: Who's there? * You: ... * Me: .. * You: ....... * Me: thats the joke, fool."
"Gay dude was reading a holiday brochure then he tells his partner, ""This year we should try Greece."" His partner looks up and ask him. ""Whts wrong with the Vaseline?"""
"So a sandwich... So a sandwich walks into a bar and the bartender says, ""sorry, we don't serve food here."""
"What does Batman do with all his spare money? He makes it wayne"