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Joke of the Day
"Why is a hurricane called a hurricane? If it were predictable, it'd be called a himmicane"
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"Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one that had a dream"
"Katie Holmes filed for divorce from Tom Cruise .... Was Rock Of Ages really that bad?"
"I can throw rocks further than catapults. I mean, have you ever *tried* throwing a catapult?"
"To Do List : 1: Buy 4 Pigs 2: Paint numbers 1,2,3 & 5 on their backs 3: Release them in Wal-Mart 4: Sit back watch Security search for #4"
"I hope Death is a woman That way, it will never come for me"
"My girlfriend and I have a rocky relationship... Much like Sylvester Stallone, there is a communication problem."
"The pot called the kettle black. The pot is silver............we now have a situation in the kitchen."
"How does a man who has just had his legs cut off at the ankles feel? Defeated"
"How many Mexicans does it take to pave a driveway? Six, if you slice them thin enough."