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Joke of the Day
"Why is a hurricane called a hurricane? If it were predictable, it'd be called a himmicane"
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"The year is 2246. Disease and hunger have been eradicated. The terraforming of Mars is complete. The symbol for Save is still a floppy disk."
"My ex-girlfriend was an opera singer. With her it was always ""me me me"""
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"GEEK BOOTY CALL... ALLERGIES I'm allergic to three things: cheese, pollen and not being with you."
"I need you to be open with me... ...Said the gynecologist to the psychiatrist"
"How to get a job on Game of Thrones: Q: Can you act? A: Sorta Q: Will you get naked? A: Yes HIRED!"
"TRUMP: She's too scripted HILLARY (reading from teleprompter): Mr. Trump, (voice steadily rising) Adobe Reader is ready to update"
"Had an idea for a Scrabble like game where you can only use racial slurs as words. The object is to see who can out trump who."
"I don't care what they say, the first guy who milked a cow and drank it was a massive pervert."