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Joke of the Day
"Made-up joke from a 9-year old: ""Where are the king's armies?"" ""Up his sleevies."""
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"H2O is water. H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4? Drinking and bathing."
"Stalker status update: Good news-I'm not in your house. The bad news-I am UNDER your house and the tunnel is complete."
"*steps on a Lego* *shouts a bunch of obscenities* Son: *walks in* is football on?"
"Did you hear about the narcissist who called himself Jesus Christ? He used the Lord's name in vain."
"Hahahahah Wife: ""What are you doing?"" Husband : Nothing. Wife : ""Nothing...? You've been reading our marriage certificate for an hour."" Husband : ""I was looking for the expiration date."""
"What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe? A canoe tips"
"Rent in the city is getting ridiculous. I pay $775 to live in a barista's beard. I have 3 roommates."
"The seven dwarfs are in the bath, and they all were feeling happy. Happy climbed out, then they all felt Grumpy."
"What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload the truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork."