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Joke of the Day

"What is teen pop? Jared's favorite music genre."

"It's only an overdose if you're dead."

"where does noah keep his bees? in the ark hives."

"I am really good at making jokes. Title."

"Where I am from, if I was ""16 And Pregnant"" I'd get an ass beating not a TV show."

"I wanted to tell a joke about a blind people.. ..I figured they wouldn't see it."

"If I reject your call the first two times, ring me again. I'm really just testing your resolve."

"What's drier than toast without butter? My sense of humor."

"What do you call it when a cremated person spins in their grave? An Urn-ado."

"What do fat women get for valentines day? Depressed."