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Joke of the Day
"Chuck Norris Found The Ark Of The Covenant... He Currently Uses It As A Coffee Table."
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"What starts with an F and ends in ""uck""? Fuck"
"Why was the baseball team hot? It didn't have any fans!"
"Best blunt / straight to the point jokes of all time? What do you call a boomerang that dosen't come back? A stick"
"Lifeguard 1: How was your day? Lifeguard 2: Sad, I saw a bear in lake 1: How is that sad? 2: He could bearly swim! 1:.. 2: He ate 3 campers"
"What do you call an upside down blonde? A brunette with bad breath"
"Why don't people like talking about herpes? It's a sore subject."
"[proctologist's office] ME: *unzipping pants nervously* PROCTOLOGIST: You're nervous, that's normal, but please zip my pants back up."
"And the award for worst sentence I've ever read, ""Kid Rock apologized for smoking a cigar at a non-smoking Travis Tritt concert in Detroit."""
"A man asked a genie for a twelve-inch prick. He got a little man who ran up and down the bar kicking over drinks."