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Joke of the Day

"Where did Czechslovakia split up? At the Czech-out line."

"Biggest joke in the world am not mental hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!"

"What's the difference between a circus and a strip club? One has cunning stunts the other has stunning..."

"DUCT TAPE. Turning ""No! no! no!"" into ""Mmm, mmm, mmm."""

"My Ex-Wife still misses me... BUT HER AIM IS GETTING BETTER! It's funny because marriage is terrible."

"So many people say ""if my memory serves me correctly"" and I'm actually quite shocked at the amount of servants named Memory......."

"""911"" ""Hello, my wife was cooking and she fell"" ""What's the emergency?"" ""How long before the rice is ready?"""

"I was watching some strange porn the other night... ...it had a fat naked guy perched on the end of his bed, crying while he masterbated. Then I realised I hadn't turned the tv on."

"I tried to think of a good music joke But that sort of thing really isn't my forte."

"What did the duck say when he bought the chap-stick? Put it on my bill."