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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a circus and a strip club? One has cunning stunts the other has stunning..."

"Why are pirates so mean? I dont know, they just arrrrrrrrr!"

"Look at me! I'm a morning person! Let's work out! Get worms! Drive garbage trucks! Use exclamation points!"

"What do schizophrenic people think when they say an insensitive joke? That sounded a lot better in my head"

"A guy tries to save someone's life... He goes to donate blood, but he decided not to. The doctor told him it would be in vein."

"Recording on an Australian tax help line If you understand English, press 1. If you do not understand English, press 2."

"What do you get when you feed an Eevee a sandwich? A Luncheon!"

"What type of pussy does a priest get? nun"

"I was horrible in school... I failed math so many times, I can't even count"

"Unknown numbers calling and leaving 3 seconds of silence as a voicemail is the greatest unsolved mystery of my life."