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Joke of the Day
"Look, no hands! The worst thing you could hear during a prostate exam."
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"[Russian class] Um, why did I fail this test? Teacher: You just wrote in English and added ""ski"" to the end of the words... I knowski."
"Before you move to Canada after Trump gets elected, just know that it's May 13th and it's currently snowing here."
"Why are we not injecting ourselves with Magic Johnson blood?!"
"At the cinema. ME: Two tickets please! CASHIER: For the Hobbit? ME: How dare you sir, she's my date."
"Fishes. What does a fish say when it hits a concrete wall?"
"An Australian man wakes up in the hospital... ... he says, ""Doctor, was I brought here to die?"" The doctor replies, ""No, you were brought here yester-die"""
"What's so difficult about being a camera man in the porn industry? Recording with one hand.."
"Next time you're asked ""What's Up"" respond ""A delightful animated film about a young boy and an old man who fly away to an exotic place in a balloon house."""
"I'm not saying my doctor is young, but he just texted me ""2mer is B-9, woot!"""