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Joke of the Day

"I tried to think of a good music joke But that sort of thing really isn't my forte."

"What's the difference between a $1000 used car and a Rolls-Royce? One's a grand car and the other's a grand car"

"My friend's a pyromaniac... I guess you could say he has a ""burning desire""."

"Why did roman sculptures have small penises? To get to the other side!"

"Two Snowmen are in a field... ...and one turns to the other and says ""Yeah, you're right, it DOES smell like carrots."" My favorite joke - short, hysterical, and perfect for any occasion."

"The Energizer Bunny was just arrested! He was charged with battery."

"I once dated a guy with premature ejaculation. I don't know why. I knew it wasn't going to last. In fact, I could see it coming."

"Objection your honor! He's badgering the witness lmao *Courtroom erupts in laughter* Badger: Ok seriously I'm a lawyer and deserve respect"

"Today we are offering the twin tower special... Two can dine for $9.11. Desert is $7.47 each."

"what idiot named it erectile dysfunction instead of ballzheimer's"