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Joke of the Day
"Biggest joke in the world am not mental hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!"
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"What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust"
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"Did you hear the tragic news about Robin Williams? He's considering a Mrs. Doubtfire sequel."
"Just heard that someone has started digging Fidel Castro's grave.. Must be a communist plot."
"My daughter asks for Frozen stuff for Christmas, so i bought her frozen chips and a packet of peas"
"I once lip locked the soft ice dispenser at Dairy Queen until the manager had to hit me with a mop. So I know a little bit about rejection."
"How many Arabs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1.. 2.. 3.. BOOM"
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"I shaved my sack last week... Now I have poke' balls."