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Joke of the Day
"Why can't pirates finish the alphabet? because they get lost at C!"
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"What do churches and guns have in common? They both go PEW PEW PEW"
"Q: What was the last thing a blonde heard before dying of old age? A: ""Today children we will learn our ABC's"""
"Can I just drop it like it's lukewarm? It's been a long day and I'm tired."
"I'm glad Lassie wasnt my dog. I just want to watch TV, I don't want to be constantly rescuing people."
"What do you call the boss hit by a shrink ray? Micromanagement!"
"What does a vampire on a diet drink? Blood Lite Thanks Jim Butcher..."
"The Chinese language actually evolved from the English language... it all started off when one person whispered something to the next person, then he whispered it to someone else, and so on..."
"What do you get when a cow jumps in cold water? Utter udder shudder."
"My friend came over and left his laptop on the floor. My mother thought it was a scale. Conclusion: My mother weighs 950 dollars."