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Joke of the Day

"The Chinese language actually evolved from the English language... it all started off when one person whispered something to the next person, then he whispered it to someone else, and so on..."

"What's the difference between Isaac Newton and the baby I just killed? Isaac Newton died a virgin."

"What do you get when you combine a black guy and an octopus? nobody knows actually but it will be perfect for picking cotton."

"Why don't snakes have balls? ... because they would look like dicks."

"I Am a spy who has worked for the Mossad the last 23 years. Ask Me Nothing."

"You mother is such a whore . . . she was hired on the spot at Pillsbury for her extensive yeast collection!"

"9/11 jokes are just... Plane wrong."

"They gave the scarecrow an award for being outstanding in his field. When he accepted the honor he pointed to his parents in the crowd and said, ""What can I say... Hay, it's in my jeans."""

"Whoever said white people can't jump... Obviously hasn't heard of 9/11"

"I'm cursed to end every statement I make with Bruno Mars lyrics Don't believe me? Just watch."