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Joke of the Day
"What do churches and guns have in common? They both go PEW PEW PEW"
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"what kind of biscuit can fly? a PLANE biscuit"
"Mary Had a Little Lamb, Little Lamb, Little Lamb. Maybe she wasn't that hungry."
"You drink WAY too much, and you have questionable morals . . . me talking to myself in the mirror before going out at night ."
"When is it okay to punch a midget? When he stands next to your girlfriend and says her hair smells nice."
"those damn vegans still drinking water?!?! That's a fish's house, you nasty savages!!"
"So Nicolas Cage and John Travolta walk into a bar and the bartender says ""hey, why the wrong face?"""
"Your Mom: Over 10,000,000,000 Served"
"Why is the last chapter in a chemistry textbook about benzene? Because it's the PHENYL CHAPTER :D I came up with this myself. I'm so proud."
"What do you call a cool bear?"