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Joke of the Day
"What does a vampire on a diet drink? Blood Lite Thanks Jim Butcher..."
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"Success is measured by how long it takes your boss to notice you're not at your desk."
"I hate when people try to make small talk on the elevator. ""How's it going?"", ""How about the weather?"", ""Where are your pants?""."
"How does a racist joke start? A small loan of a million dollars."
"Here you go, Merry Christmas! ""Dad, why'd you wrap our gifts in soft fabric?"" Because I wanted to make- Mom: NO DON'T My presents felt"
"What do you call the unjust murder of someone? Out of the Blue."
"I've been to multiple yard and garage sales, but have never walked away with a plot of land or a place to store my vehicles."
"Trump and Hillary are in a plane crash. Who survives? America"
"As a software developer, I like my bugs how I like my women Unable to reproduce."
"""The Ugly Duckling"" has a great message. Everything in life will work itself out once you become physically attractive."