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Joke of the Day
"What does a vampire on a diet drink? Blood Lite Thanks Jim Butcher..."
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"Terminator doesn't google himself he uses Altavista baby."
"Why are there commentators for televised sports? We can figure out what's going on live, but can't while watching it on tv?"
"The old man's stairlift broke down in the middle of the stairs That piece of shit drove him up the fucking wall"
"How do you scare a man? Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice."
"Dear girls who take a picture in slutty clothing and glasses & label the caption ""Geek lol"" You're not a geek, you're a whore who found glasses"
"If Chris Brown played Quidditch, what position would he play? Beater"
"How many baby's does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them"
"What did one snowman say to the other? ...do you smell carrots?"
"Why is Christmas just like your job? You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit."