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Joke of the Day

"Mom: Sorry, I won't be able to come in today. My son's got stuck in the washing machine. Boss: Aw okay. Poor thing, how old is he? Mom: 27"

"You know that confused look that old people get when looking at new technology? I'm like that, but with salad."

"I'll kiss a close talker just to teach them a lesson."

"I'm trying to be more fit these days, so now I walk inside the store to buy my donuts instead of using the drive-thru."

"Why don't you .... A husband asks his wife after sex ""Honey why don't you ever tell me when you are having an orgasm?"" She replies ""Well I would Dear but you are never home."""

"How do you cut a Emo sandwich? Trick question, it cuts itself."

"Girl, you should be a life gaurd You so salty, all you got to do is jump in...."

"What's brown and sounds like a bell? Dung!"

"If McDonalds wants to check my $10 bill for signs of counterfeit, I should be able to check their chicken for chicken."

"Chuck Norris is responsible for China's over-population. He hosted a Karate tournament in Beijing and all women within 1,000 miles became pregnant instantly."