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Joke of the Day

"How do you cut a Emo sandwich? Trick question, it cuts itself."

"Q: Why was the chicken happy? A: Everything was eggcellent."

"if money can't buy happiness explain pizza"

"Why is Halloween a crackheads' favourite holiday? Only two more sleeps til' Christmas!"

"One bad mushroom trip in high school and here I am 15 years later still sexually attracted to Rosie O'Donnell."

"And the Best McDonald's Employee of the Month goes to Mad Max: Fury Road."

"i took my dog to the vet he never got dry again"

"Thought about helping an old lady across the street but she prob doesnt have Facebook & wont make a post about it that goes viral so no thx"

"The Energizer bunny as been arrested! He was charged with battery. EDIT: ""H"" key on my damn keyborad."

"I missed your birthday because I didn't log onto Facebook that day. #LetsBeReal"