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Joke of the Day
"Girl, you should be a life gaurd You so salty, all you got to do is jump in...."
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"Cool prank: Gradually remove a little bit of your mom's arm bones each night in her sleep until her arms are just totally floppy"
"Motion to rename biological clock ""restless egg syndrome."""
"A: My bag is getting heavier B: Why? A: Because I don't smoke... B: How does it matter?? A: ""It ain't got any lighter"""
"Women shouldn't work outside the home. It's STEVE Jobs, not EVE Jobs."
"Is it hard to get a degree in hocking loogies? Well, it's snot rocket science."
"What is the difference between a mechanical and civil engineer? The former builds weapons, the latter targets"
"Dogs cant operate an MRI machine, But Catscan"
"Somebody please tell ugly girls with opinions that nobody is listening."
"What goes ooooooo? A cow with no lips. ;) ;) ;)"