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Joke of the Day

"I'm trying to be more fit these days, so now I walk inside the store to buy my donuts instead of using the drive-thru."

"I tried write a joke about the Zika virus... [OC] ...but couldn't come up with anything off the top of my head."

"Coming up short like.... ...a midget laying prone I'll be here all day posting jokes"

"I went to see a therapist. I said, ""I'm not sure if I'm a man or a woman."" He said, ""Right. Just pull your pants down for me."" I said, ""No."" He said, ""You're a woman."""

"Got bucked off my high horse. Now I only have contusions of grandeur."

"what sex position produces the ugliest babies? Ask your parents"

"Why was the broom late? Because it over swept! (Source: Thomas and Friends - Edward the hero)"

"What does mosquito say when its parents die? shhhhhh.....it !!"

"You know it's time for a pedicure when you can exfoliate one foot with the other one"

"What's the difference between a cow and 9/11? ...you can't milk a cow for a decade straight."