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Joke of the Day
"What's brown and sounds like a bell? Dung!"
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"- You are more attractive when you don't wear glasses -You too, when I don't wear glasses"
"Me: I have a date tonight. Friend: A guy coming over to install cable isn't a date. Me: *frowns* But I got a cheese platter...."
"Sing me a song you're the piano man / clean out my pool you're the gardener /now light up my room you're a ceiling fan"
"Dating advice: Don't just tell her you have diarrhea, show her"
"Shame about the Tesla driver that crashed while watching a movie. He should've watched the trailer."
"Do you know the most popular place in town? The cemetery; people are just dying to get in"
"A man like me is hard to find. I trim maze hedges."
"What is ISIS' favourite OS? Windows XPlosion"
"What is Father Christmas's tax status? Elf-employed."