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Joke of the Day

"I have a lot of wisdom in regards to oral hygiene. I'd consider myself a flosserpher."

"Why are black people good at basketball? Because they train hard...."

"I need a high resolution photo of Puff Daddy... ... so I can make my 1080P. Diddy joke."

"I hate being bipolar... It's awesome!"

"What's imaginary that my girlfriend and I afraid to forget? My girlfriend"

"Knock. Knock. Oh. Hang on a minute..... I haven't thought this through.."

"Why do girls travel in odd numbers? Because they can't even."

"If you don't cuss when you drive you aren't paying enough attention to the road."

"Dear Abby, I want to run over my neighbor with my SUV. How can I do that without raising my insurance rates?"

"How to you make Holy Water? You boil the hell out it"