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Joke of the Day
"I have a lot of wisdom in regards to oral hygiene. I'd consider myself a flosserpher."
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"My boss said when I'm at work, I should lay off the Doritos. I said ""you're the boss if you wanna fire Bob Dorito and his brother you do it"""
"I go to the gym religiously Christmas, and maybe Easter"
"Donald trump wins presidency"
"I made love to a girl in quicksand. That was the only time she went down on me."
"Why is it called Alcoholics ANONYMOUS when the first thing you do is stand up and say, My name is Peter and I am an alcoholic'"
"Why is it tough to make it as a pornstar? Because the competition is stiff."
"A man posts a Joke on reddit It is not a repost."
"Rick Astley will let you borrow any movie from his Pixar collection, except one. He's never gonna give you up."
"What Do You Call it When Printers Have a Party? A paper jam"