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Joke of the Day

"I hate it when my kid says, ""But mom, it was an accident!"" Yeah? Well so were you, but I still have to take responsibility for you..."

"What do you call someone who loves Christmas but doubts the existence of God? Eggnog-stic."

"What is it called when you sleep talk about your subconscious feelings ? A Freudian Sleep."

"Hey nice try, people named Tristan. Or I should say Stan Stan Stan."

"why do black people only have nightmares? the only one ever to have a dream was shot."

"What does a bi-sexual porn star do at work? Fuck all"

"My friend is selling me some old French guns... Thieve never been used but they were dropped once."

"What`s the difference between a Doctors Without Borders hospital and ISIS? How would I know, I`m just a US Air Force Operator."

"What kind of underwear does Severus Snape wear? Always."

"The difference between Sean Connery and a Silica Tetrahedron One's an ionic bond, the other's an iconic Bond."