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Joke of the Day
"Why does Reddit have so many reposts? Because you already read-it."
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"Customer: ""How do I print my voicemail?"""
"I figured why people make the same noises when they are carrying something and having sex They are both carrying a load."
"""Hi, I'm Anne Hathaway for Proactiv. I've been blessed with great skin, I'm just lucky I guess, but I totally support you if you need this."""
"I showed up later to dinner yesterday because I was baking a turkey. I'm the turkey. Il see myself to the kitchen table."
"A ham sandwich walks into a bar. Sits down. The bartender comes over and the ham sandwich says: > I'd like a triple of bourbon, neat. Bartender says: > I'm sorry, we don't serve food here."
"My Girlfriend surprised me with a dirty sex toy for my birthday... Now she is in jail and I have anal infection."
"woodpecker What did the woodpecker say to the doughnut? You got the sweetest hole I ever stuck my pecker in."
"So i was talking to my friend who's a dyslexic philosopher And he says to me ""You know what, recently i've been wondering if there really is a dog"""
"What's the difference between Harry Potter and the Jews? Harry Potter made it out of the chamber."