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Joke of the Day

"The difference between Sean Connery and a Silica Tetrahedron One's an ionic bond, the other's an iconic Bond."

"What's the difference between a sorority and a circus? A circus has a cunning array of stunts"

"16 zombie actors injured on movie set. Saddly no one noticed for 3 hours."

"What do you call someone who is known for being heartless and cold to others? Dead"

"After being away from Reddit for a day, how do you keep up with what you missed? You go to 9gag."

"A scientist drops a pig and a flashlight from a 20 storey building He watches as both hit the ground at the same time. With this he concluded pigs move at the speed of light."

"A love letter to my iPhone The apple of my I"

"The 9th rule of fight club is no roller skates. honestly guys I don't know why we keep having to say this."

"I installed a skylight in my apartment... the people who live above me are furious."

"Listening to my coworker cry about her gag reflex not being able to swallow her allergy pills.. All I keep thinking is: Her poor boyfriend.."