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Joke of the Day
"What is it called when you sleep talk about your subconscious feelings ? A Freudian Sleep."
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"It costs $6 to visit Karl Marx's grave. Google it."
"What does black people and Deutsche Mark have in common? Both are outdated currency."
"Why don't blind people go skydiving? Because it scares the shit out of the dog."
"I heard Jay-Z and Doc Brown were recording a rap album together. They're going to call it ""Jigga-Watt"""
"Tonight the 3-year-old asked: ""How did God make Himself?"" I have to remember to start getting high before bedtime."
"What is the difference between a Lannister and a Greek? A Greek never pays his debts."
"A Native American scolded me for celebrating Thanksgiving, a celebration of slaughter So I said, ""you're right, it's awful what they've done to the turkeys all these years."""
"Margaret Thatcher died?? And more importantly, Margaret Thatcher was still alive??!!"
"What's the ratio of an igloo's circumference to its diameter? Eskimo pi."