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Joke of the Day

"What`s the difference between a Doctors Without Borders hospital and ISIS? How would I know, I`m just a US Air Force Operator."

"*in court* Your honor,this case must be thrown out ""On what grounds?"" *points to defendants nametag: ABookByItsCover* *Judges head explodes*"

"We've all heard of Whistler's Mother.... But what about Whistler's Father? I guess you could say that he's out of the picture."

"A paraplegic gets hired to play a lead role in a horror film The Silence of The Limbs"

"A man is having trouble in bed, so he goes to the doctor. The doctor tells him he's going to need to stop masturbating. ""Why?"" the man asks. ""So I can examine you"", the doctor replies."

"Nobody knows why our shoemaker always makes the insides of his shoes rock-hard... They say he was just born without a sole"

"I found out about Forrest Gump while looking into Fitbits. He was the best of all the running aids."

"Treat me like a semicolon and use me in all the wrong ways."

"So many fun things to say ... too many relatives on Facebook to post!"

"Two Yogurts walk into a bar... The bartender says ""hey! What do you think you're doing?! You can't be in here!"" The yogurts respond, ""why? We're two cultured individuals."""