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Joke of the Day
"My friend is selling me some old French guns... Thieve never been used but they were dropped once."
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"Like my Father always said, ""I put my ass kicking boots on every morning"" ""Then after a long day of getting my ass kicked, I come home from work and take them off."""
"When I get naked in the bathroom... the shower gets turned on."
"It seems those Trump supporters... Have some egg on their faces"
"Did you hear about the neutron that robbed the bank? It wasn't charged."
"Did you hear about that new jewish barista? Hebrews coffee"
"It only took me 20 minutes to get the Christmas tree up this year. It took doctors 6 hours to get it back out again."
"What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled. ( )"
"Magic Q: What does ""Magic"" stand for in Ervin ""Magic"" Johnsons' name? A: **M**y **A**ss **G**ot **I**nfected **C**oach!"
"Me: Sit. Dog: (confused dog look) Me: Stay! Dog: (continues packing suitcase)"