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Joke of the Day
"My friend is selling me some old French guns... Thieve never been used but they were dropped once."
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"The ""PB&HJ;"" looked better on the menu. They really do have everything at the Cheesecake Factory."
"""Yeah let's clone some sheep cause dinosaurs would be too awesome."" - Scientists."
"If sex with 3 people is a threesome and sex with 2 people is a twosome, now I understand why they call you handsome."
"Knock knock. Who's there? The Spanish Inquisition."
"A guy got run over by the PopeMobile yesterday. I guess he didn't see the sign that said ""Cross traffic does not stop."""
"Library joke A guy goes to the library and says, ""I want a book on suicide."" The librarian says, ""Fuck you, you won't bring it back!"""
"Why can't Helen Keller drive? because she's dead"
"Q. What's pink and fluffy? A. Pink fluff. Q. What's blue and fluffy? A. Pink fluff holding its breath Q. What's green and fluffy? A. Moss."
"How many programmers does it take to screw in a light-bulb? None, that is a hardware problem."