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Joke of the Day
"What do you call someone who loves Christmas but doubts the existence of God? Eggnog-stic."
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"When Bruce decides to do stand-up, what will his stage-name be? Penny Bruce"
"Q. How many line dance instructors does it take to change a light bulb? A. Five!...Six!...Seven!...Eight!"
"The enemy of my enemy is my friend, unless it's one of those half-wits who always says ""ironic"" when they mean coincidental."
"How is eating pussy and being in the Mafia similar? One slip of tongue and you're in deep shit!!"
"[Fear Factor] HOST: and the first contestant to touch the puppy in front of them will be sent home *camera pans to me already holding puppy*"
"Which online dating site connects me with single-malt liquor in my area?"
"The Bible wouldn't sound so preachy if every commandment was followed by the word ""dude."""
"Why Did The Man With One Hand Go To The Shopping Centre? To go to the second hand shop"
"My most forced joke. How did the lumberjack keep his business from falling behind when all the trees ran out? By moving faux wood. Rimshot?"