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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a fear of deadly snakes? Common sense."

"Why do Jewish men get circumcised? Because Jewish women only want things that are 20% off."

"""How is this grilling you?"" - mom's 44th question"

"What do an elephant and an apricot have in common? They're both grey.....................................well except for the apricot."

"Some patients are going to die, & you have to learn to accept that. It's just part of being an extremely bad chiropractor."

"What happened when a cannibal went on a self-catering holiday? He ate himself."

"What does the hungry monster get after he's eaten too much ice cream? More ice cream!"

"All the toys under the tree Have now gone completely missing You've been hit by You've been struck by Reverse Santa Claus"

"I would make a joke about boiling water But it would be too steamy for reddit."

"Dear Kanye West, Take the diaper off your daughter and put it around your face. A lot of crap has been coming from it lately"