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Joke of the Day
"I would make a joke about boiling water But it would be too steamy for reddit."
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"there's a jehovah's witness dressed up as a cop who keeps banging on my door, haha nice try buddy"
"Have you heard like 50% of Chinese people have cataracts? Yeah, I guess the other 50% drive ""rincoln towncah""."
"Why do Jewish women like circumsized penis' Because they're all 20% off"
"Raw eggs are great for a fitness diet. If you don't like the taste, just add sugar, flour, cocoa and baking powder and bake for 30 minutes."
"[talking to bouncer] Me:let me in Bouncer: not after last time Me:would a Washington convince you? Bouncer: no George Washington: c'mon man"
"Q: What's that thing called when you're only attracted to married men and gay men?A: Oh. Single. It's called single."
"A warning to prisoners of the Matrix Snitches get glitches"
"I often wonder if idiots who rush to be first in the boarding line know that the plane is going to leave at the same time for all of us."
"What doesn't belong in this list: Meat, Eggs, Wife, Blowjob? Blowjob: You can beat your meat, eggs, or wife, but you can't beat a blowjob."