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Joke of the Day

"Dear Kanye West, Take the diaper off your daughter and put it around your face. A lot of crap has been coming from it lately"

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"Sorry, there's a technical problem preventing me from RTing your tweets. Technically they're not funny."
"Saw a guy with a barcode tattoo on his neck. Scanned it with my RedLaser app & he couldn't believe I found him cheaper on 3 online stores"
"Listen, I hate you... I'm just not... IN hate with you."
"*describes my ideal woman to police sketch artist* ""And I need you guys to find her by 9 tonight cuz this buffet coupon is about to expire."""
"[company meeting] Manager: $5000 in office supplies have gone missing. We are making some changes. Me: [in paper clip chainmail, sweating]"
"Her: YOU'RE A PIECE OF SHIT! Me: Well... at least I'm not all of the shit"
"What can you find in both medieval English castles and American art museums? Norman Rock Wells."
"Day 218 of making fun of CrossFit."
"What makes Kirby a great all-around fighter? He's all round."