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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a Russian with three testicles? Hudyanika Bolokov"

"Out with the cat for a walk. We are still at my doorstep. It's been 15 minutes."

"What does a fish say when it swims into a wall? ....Dam."

"What do you call a cheap circumcision? A RIP OFF!!!"

"[jail] INMATE: so what are ya in for? BIG BAD WOLF: well I huffed and I puffed and then I got nabbed for possession INMATE: goddam pigs"

"What did the pony say when it had a sore throat? Sorry I'm a little horse!"

"I was gonna do a tweet about Albert Einstein's IQ but I couldn't get it under 140."

"""There is a policeman in here and he will ARREST YOU."" And other inspirational things I say to my kids when we're in public."

"What do you call a crisis where you're the same before and after? An identity crisis!"

"A black guy walks into a bar. And he found himself with a headache as he couldn't read the CONSTRUCTION sign"