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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a Russian with three testicles? Hudyanika Bolokov"
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"An owl and a mouse are sitting on a branch when a farmer walks by below. The owl turns to the mouse and says nothing. Because owls can't speak. The owl then eats the mouse because it's a bird of prey."
"My dog acts like her entire family was murdered by a vacuum cleaner."
"Isis has hidden bombs inside alphabet spaghettios. If they go off they could spell disaster."
"What do you say when Kanye West does something that annoys you? Kanye not."
"Two gay guys are hanging out... Two gay guys are hanging out, and one says to the other, ""Hey, let's play hide and go seek! Loser gets fucked in the ass... I'll be behind the couch."""
"The secret to success is to start from scratch and keep scratching."
"She got her good looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon."
"The FBI's terrorist hotline is not a place to chat with hot terrorists. I know that now."
"It was just White Floyd until that one red sock got mixed in."