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Joke of the Day
"What happened when a cannibal went on a self-catering holiday? He ate himself."
Next Joke
"A man goes in to the doctor's for a checkup... The doctor says ""Let's get started, shall we? Why don't you take your clothes off and put them over there... Next to mine."""
"So this dentist in my area was arrested for being a drug dealer on the side, selling meth, heroine, etc. I for one am shocked! I didn't know he was a dentist!"
"Did you hear about the surgeon that got sacked for having sex with his patients? It's a shame really. He was a damn good vet."
"Why did the chicken cross the road? He needed to get that high score"
"Did Steve Jobs' house have windows? ..."
"HER: [whispering seductively] tell me your wildest fantasy ME: [also whispering] owning a home"
"Tried to eskimo kiss my girl last night... but she wasn't inuit."
"Me: *pets dog* Dog: Ruff Me: *pets dog* Dog: Ruff Me: *pets dog* Dog: Dude, I said your hands are ruff; can't you moisturize?"
"What's black yellow and covered in blackberries ? A bramble bee !"