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Joke of the Day
"What happened when a cannibal went on a self-catering holiday? He ate himself."
Next Joke
"What did the dough say to the baker? You, knead me."
"The prequel to 16 & Pregnant could be called ""15 & Fully Trusted By Her Parents to Make Good Decisions, We Love You Brittani."""
"What's 18 inches long, and makes a woman scream the entire night? Her dead baby."
"What did the sign on the whorehouse say? Beat it, we're closed."
"I became ill after taking self-defense classes... I think I caught Kung Flu."
"What does a cheetah call Usain Bolt? Fast food"
"Let's hear it for snow!.. The only time that four inches can keep a woman in bed all day."
"Of course I work out. I do burpees after drinking pop. I do lunges to grab the last slice of pizza & squats if I drop it."
"Modern feminism."