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Joke of the Day
"What does the hungry monster get after he's eaten too much ice cream? More ice cream!"
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"My 1-year-old stabbed a stuffed animal with a broken plastic spoon. She learned to fight in prison."
"ME: So, where are the Hobbits? GUIDE: Again, that's Middle Earth. This is Central America. ME: Ooh, right. *Whispers in fear* Orc territory."
"HR: Did you call Brenda fat? Me: No. I told her that based on her size, she should be more jolly. HR... Me: Big difference."
"The Modern Police Force by Iris Tew"
"How did the worlds strongest man get his title? He came in 1st, 2nd and 3rd in a masturbation contest."
"Lake Erie: Great Lake name Lake Titicaca: Greater lake name"
"My favorite jokes are ones about Pavlov. I always laugh at them without even thinking about it!"
"What do you get when you cross and elephant with a giraffe? ||elephant||||giraffe||sin()"
"A dyslexic optometrist diagnosed a patient with stigmata."