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Joke of the Day

"All the toys under the tree Have now gone completely missing You've been hit by You've been struck by Reverse Santa Claus"

"What do you call a sometimes homosexual arctic bear with heavy mood swings? A Bi bipolar polar bear!"

"Humor is a serious thing. I like to think of it as one of our greatest natural resources which must be preserved at all costs."

"Women used to always call me ugly, until they find out how much money I make. Now they call me ugly and poor."

"Nobody questions me when I watch a NSFW video at work because I'm a porn movie editor"

"You can fit fifty Mexicans in a van But I can fit six million Jews in my ashtray."

"What is the dairy farmer's favorite exercise? Calf Raises."

"Why did the American spend an entire winter in a Russian hotel? They say he was snowed in."

"When does CPR become necrophilia?"

"Guy in USA:(phone) you ready? Guy in Australia: (phone) hell yeah Both:123 *each drop a piece of bread onto ground* Both: EARTH SANDWICH!"