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Joke of the Day

"Some patients are going to die, & you have to learn to accept that. It's just part of being an extremely bad chiropractor."

"I've only had one car accident in the last month. It was a hit and run, so technically it doesn't even count."

"How does moses make his tea? Hebrews it"

"Do chemistry jokes do well here? I'm not sure if I'll get a reaction."

"I got in a lot of trouble on a date recently because I didn't open the car door for her Instead I just swam up to the surface"

"Pinocchio When did Pinocchio learn he was made of wood? when his hand caught fire!!"

"A blind man walks into a bar and a table and a chair."

"""Wow, this relationship is really rocky. I bet a wedding and baby will solve everything!"" Women logic."

"If two vegans don't like each other.. Is it still considered beef?"

"Why is it a bad idea for China to become a democracy? Do you know how hard it would be to orchestrate a national erection"