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Joke of the Day

"How many Scene kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Some obscure number, you've probably never heard of it"

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"Friday night. Sitting in a bar. As the designated driver. NO, I'M NOT BITTER. I'M PUNCHING YOU IN THE FACE OUT OF A SENSE OF WONDER."
"I've decided to marry a pencil I can't wait to introduce my parents to my bride 2B"
"""The mood was somber plus it was a total sausage fest. The unlimited fish & loaves were a nice touch though.""-Yelp review of the Last Supper"
"So I am a poet and a novelist challenges me to a fight... So I say ""Come at me, prose"""
"How many mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Only juan."
"Just read an emotional story of a woman who overcame incredible odds to make french onion soup Stirring stuff"
"I now pronounce you slowly and phonetically."
"Why is Monday so far from Friday, but Friday so close to Monday?"
"How does a German call an Irishman? Komm, Sean!"
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