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Joke of the Day
"I've decided to marry a pencil I can't wait to introduce my parents to my bride 2B"
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"I love when I can still smell your colon on my pillow the next day. -why spelling matters"
"My mother-in-law is like a fine French Impressionist painting. She's very lovely but is best appreciated at a distance."
"We don't lose friends, we just learn who our real ones are."
"Where does a russian bird sleep? IN A COMMU-NEST"
"Restless Leg Syndrome I found out I have restless leg syndrome so I started wearing a Fitbit to bed. I get at least 10,000 steps a night."
"horsing around I asked my girlfriend if she wanted to go into the bedroom and horse around, she said nay. I guess she just wasn't in the mood."
"Why did Donald Trump cross the road? Because his dick was stuck in the chicken."
"What's the difference between the standard alphabet and Christmas alphabet? There's Noel."
"Procrastination - Making a better today, tomorrow"