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Joke of the Day

"""The mood was somber plus it was a total sausage fest. The unlimited fish & loaves were a nice touch though.""-Yelp review of the Last Supper"

"Why are art contests so disappointing? They always end in a draw"

"I got fired from the banana plantation for ""wasting resources"" All i did was throw out the Bent ones"

"Every year fewer people train to become morticians. Some say it's a dying business."

"What did the Seattle-based baker say to her apprentice? Someday you will bake like I bake."

"""Pray, love, eat."" -- A mantis"

"How does Moses make his coffee? He-brews it"

"Some guy just asked if I was Asian cuz he's China get in my pants. Hope your day is as magical as mine."

"What's a nice ghoul like you doing in a crypt like this?"

"Why does the mushroom have a lot of friends? He's a fungi"