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Joke of the Day
"So I am a poet and a novelist challenges me to a fight... So I say ""Come at me, prose"""
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"My girlfriend's been listening to a lot of books on tape lately. She's going to get very good at measuring, wrapping and recording things."
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"I made the Earth move for the last girl I had sex with. And then I moved it back to the hole I had buried her in."
"Her: ""Your funny"" Me: "".... Uh ya... this isn't gonna work"""
"How many times does it take for a woman on period to change a lightbulb? IT WILL TAKE THE TIME IT FUCKING NEEDS !!!"
"What did the cheese say to itself in the in the mirror? halloumi"