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Joke of the Day

"Just read an emotional story of a woman who overcame incredible odds to make french onion soup Stirring stuff"

"It's been a brutal heatwave with no respite, but things will finally cool off tomorrow and rain. I can't wait to complain about that."

"What did the burger do when he ate his enemy the hotdog? he relished it"

"Fun fact: At the end of Titanic, when all the people are dying in the water, you can hear a faint, ""Marco"" and then an even fainter, ""Polo."""

"If I had a shot of whiskey for every time I thought of you, I'd be sober."

"Black literature Why is there so little Black literature? Because spray paint wasn't invented until 1949."

"Jared ended his career at Subway the same way he started it... (part 2) Enamored by 7 year old meat and buns."

"Most people have 32 teeth, some have 10... It's simple meth."

"If you're sad & lonely If you're sad, lonely & home alone always watch good horror movie & you will feel someone's presence with you."

"What do you call a tired cow? Milked out!"