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Joke of the Day
"How many mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Only juan."
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"[1st day working at bank] BOSS: What are you doing?? ME: I gave that man a personal loan. BOSS: YOU'RE THE JANITOR"
"I thought about getting a brain transplant But then i changed my mind"
"What do you get when you cut an Avocado into 6.02 x 10^23 pieces? a guacaMOLE"
"I'm pretty white but I don't know any white people jokes. Got any?"
"On $15 I could travel the world.. of Warcraft"
"Why was the bald king so sad? Because he had no heir."
"Men are like government bonds. They take so long to mature."
"5yo: Why is he crying? Me: That's a teardrop tattoo. 5: Oh. Did he shank someone in prison? M: What? 5: Remind him I want extra guacamole."
"If you're a douchebag, it's so easy to find the right hat."