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Joke of the Day

"How does a German call an Irishman? Komm, Sean!"

"Why did Beethoven never answer the doorbell? They weren't invented yet."

"What do pink flamingos have on their front lawns? Plastic Italians."

"What kind of person are you if you open the door from the bottom of the door? A low-key person"

"Roses are red. Your blood is too. You look like a monkey And belong in a zoo. Do not worry, I'll be there too. Not in the cage, But laughing at you."

"Teacher - if my cup is half full, what does that mean? Student - that you need a smaller bra!"

"How many germans does it take to change a lightbulp? One. We are efficient and don't have any humor."

"If you type a <3 but you end up with < you should go to the doctor because your heart is pounding."

"Don't you dare look at me with that come hither stare; I haven't hithered in years."

"What do call a Nazi that takes bribes? Paid-off Hitler!"