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Joke of the Day
"Hilary Clinton is elected president ... FTFY"
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"My son's method of Laundry: If it's clean it's on the floor. If it's dirty then it goes on the floor over there."
"Somewhere, a real Nigerian prince is sitting at his computer wondering, ""Why oh why does nobody reply to my emails?"""
"My mom went to go buy a Christmas tree from the store The man behind the counter said ""are you going to put it up yourself?"" Mom says ""no thats terrible, im going to put it in the family room"""
"What is a cucumber and a dolphin doing in the same room? Sushi"
"Which phone is most sold in Australia? The htc M8. Oi mate"
"How many Jews can you fit in a vw? 55. 2 in the front, 3 in the back and 50 in the ashtray"
"The main reason I tell my daughter that beauty is on the inside is because I'm in charge of her ponytail in the mornings."
"What was Jesus' favorite sport? Crossfitting."
"What did Allen Ginsberg say upon being intoduced to Lawrence Ferlinghetti? Howl do you do ?"