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Joke of the Day
"What did Allen Ginsberg say upon being intoduced to Lawrence Ferlinghetti? Howl do you do ?"
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"If Philae finds an inhabitant on the comet what would be its first words? I'm a Comedian ^((because people from Mars are Martians)^) ^^And. ^^I'll ^^show ^^myself ^^out"
"Why do you duct tape guinea pigs? So they don't burst when you fuck them"
"Jay Z: Can I get a what what? Teacher: Jay Z, can you or may you? Jay Z: SORRY MAY I GET A WHAT WHAT Teacher: Yes, you may get a what what."
"My husband went camping w/ his buddies. He packed a hatchet, 2 liters of Jack & a 3yo's Hello Kitty sleeping bag. He's gonna die out there."
"Tronald Dump?"
"Can /r/jokes start using NSFW tags for jokes with crude humor/language?"
"""I'm laying by the pool. Better take a picture of my legs and post it on the internet."" - girls"
"How do you get a dog to stop humping your leg? Suck his dick."
"For each like, I'll take a shot on New Years..."