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Joke of the Day

"What did Allen Ginsberg say upon being intoduced to Lawrence Ferlinghetti? Howl do you do ?"

"Your mama's hair is so nappy... Moses couldn't part it."

"I tried tap dancing once... ... I kept falling in the sink."

"I may be schizophrenic But at least I have each other"

"What do Jesus and my high school girlfriend have in common? They both bled for me."

"How many Frenchmen does it take to defend Paris? Nobody knows because they've never tried"

"What's the worthless piece of skin hanging off the end of a penis? A man."

"The world is my oyster. Expensive and gross."

"An Australian drives up to a hitch hiker with one eye, no arms, and one leg And says ""Oi! You look 'armless! 'Op in!"""

"Eating a full box of chocolate is like shi# posting. After some time you get a lot of backfire and takes a lot of time to get yourself clean."