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Joke of the Day
"Which phone is most sold in Australia? The htc M8. Oi mate"
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"I needed a password at least eight characters long so I picked Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs..."
"Some coworkers sign emails with ""cheers"" or ""sincerely"" followed by their names but I typically use ""you've made a powerful enemy today."""
"What did the cell say when its sister stepped on it's toe? Mitosis!"
"I like my coffee like I like my women Ground Roasted Cream filled (For the reddit down under, long black/flat white)"
"Did you hear about the pissed-off cartographer tasked with redrawing the map of Canada's largest territory? He was halving Nunavut."
"Forgot to do laundry again. I bet everyone at work is going to love my prom dress."
"""Why is there a jar of pickles in the bathroom?"" ""I like pickles."" ""Do you eat them when you're on the toilet?"" ""Ewww! EAT them?! Gross!"""
"Remember when we spent an entire year learning cursive? That's why the other countries are winning."
"Why did god invent the yeast infection?(x-post from r/funny) To show women what it's like to live with an irritated cunt."